Thursday, March 17, 2005
Dis the Diary
I have soft spot for a a well written dis of a bad movie.
Jax
Diary of a Mad Black Woman may turn out to be one of 2005's worst films -- a balled-up airplane vomit bag of puerile comedy, gum-grating melodrama and putrefying Christian sentiment -- but it's important to put things into perspective. Diary of a Black Woman never murdered anyone. Diary of a Black Woman did not invade Iraq under false pretenses. Diary of a Mad Black Woman does not star Ashton Kutcher. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is a harmless movie for harmless folks. But boy, does it ever reek.
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Jax
Diary of a Mad Black Woman may turn out to be one of 2005's worst films -- a balled-up airplane vomit bag of puerile comedy, gum-grating melodrama and putrefying Christian sentiment -- but it's important to put things into perspective. Diary of a Black Woman never murdered anyone. Diary of a Black Woman did not invade Iraq under false pretenses. Diary of a Mad Black Woman does not star Ashton Kutcher. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is a harmless movie for harmless folks. But boy, does it ever reek.
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